Latin rap VJCL convention '08

From the artists:

G-$$$ and Biggie-P
the best rap everrr at latin covention oh-eight

Peace up, A town down
Yeah! Okay! Lets go!
Ecce Ecce Ecce, Ecce, Ecce, ECCE
Ecce Ecce Ecce, Ecce, Ecce, ECCE
Im in class translating, Its a little frustrating
And Im definitely hating. Dont you know how that feels?
I came across a weird verb and
Dont know if its indicative, or if its subjunctive, so I decided to fail
Literary devices get heavy
Synecdoche Chiasmus Metonomy (Watch Out!) Gee
I was sayin OMG! I feel like my brain is about to explode (Cave!)
I just dont know! Ita Vero!
Ecce Ecce
These latin lines are really pessimi
Ecce Ecce
Oh teacher please just let us watch a movie
Ecce Ecce
This would be much more fun in English
Ecce Ecce
My goodness why didnt I just take Spanish?
Ecce Ecce Ecce, Ecce, Ecce, ECCE
Ecce Ecce Ecce, Ecce, Ecce, ECCE
I was taking a translation quiz, good thing I sit next
To a latin whiz, *phew*, gee whiz
I shoulda studied in chemistry, 1st declension ablative singular adjective
I or E, escapes my memory-y-y
And then oh no Ive only got five minutes left and Im only on line 4
Im completely Latin inept and Im glancing at the door
I said I gotta go, Teacha no, I cant take this no mo
She said One more test I said Give it a rest
How in the Hades am I supposed to leave?
And I said
Ecce Ecce
These latin lines are really pessimi
Ecce Ecce
Oh teacher please just let us watch a movie
Ecce Ecce
This would be much more fun in English
Ecce Ecce
My goodness why didnt I just take Spanish?
Ecce Ecce Ecce, Ecce, Ecce, ECCE
Ecce Ecce Ecce, Ecce, Ecce, ECCE
Dinna Time! My togas ridiculous
Cuz Ive been workin on it so meticulous
Eheu! Ima go eat some food!
Fill up the vina glasses for me and you
Gonna dance with the puellae all night long
Flavia, Cornelia, Aurelia, Its on!
Pull up in the raeda and take you to the inn
Oh wait! Were in the fossa til Chapter 10!
Ecce, Romani, Ecce, Yo mommy
Bringin me some cookies, Ima bring the milkies
Jk, maybe not, cuz yo mommas really hot
Hot like the ignum burnin in my lignum
And Tituss pink shoes really turn me on
Just like the good translation of old Mandelbaum
Ecce Ecce Ecce, Ecce, Ecce, ECCE
Ecce Ecce Ecce, Ecce, Ecce, ECCE
Take that, translate it back, Vergil got the lines to make yo brain go (clap)
Take that, translate it back, Ovid got the lines to make yo brain go (clap)
Take that, rewind it back, G-Money got the rhymes to make yo brain go (clap)
Take that, rewind it back, Biggie-P got the rhymes to make yo brain go (clap)